timecurry:

hellohelbig:

justindonuts:

lets-get-krunk:

"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography

"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel

"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off

"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet

(Source: a-corable, via a-considerate-clown)

"My alone feels so good, I’ll only have you if you’re sweeter than my solitude."

— Warsan Shire (via chelseago)

(via unslaad-krosis)

"The summer our breasts filled our blouses,
boys whistled to us from the windows and
doorways of our homes. They hadn’t noticed
us before, not when we had cooties and
bruised knees and lollipop-stained mouths
and bodies that looked almost identical to
theirs. We had, overnight, become mythical
creatures with hips and thighs and softer
chests that need padding. We had become
the foreign, carnal things their mothers and
best friends would warn them about for
years to come. As women, we would soon
discover that it seems as if we’re bleeding
all the time, that there is a reason why we’re
suffering from anemia. If it’s not for the moon,
if it’s not for him, it’s for ourselves. We are
told that our pleasure is not our own. We are
not given easily-attainable orgasms. We have
to memorize words like faster and harder.
We are bred as liars. We thumb our breasts,
pretend to be wet, suck in our cheeks. We have
perfected the pout. We know to be afraid of the
dark, of strange men who don’t smile, but bite.
We know how to carry our pain. We know
that saying “no” is not a safe word. We know
how to feel nothing out of something. We
know how to stitch together our dresses when
they’ve finished with us. We know when to
smile. We know to always have cab fare in our
shoes. We know how to leave, how to do it
quietly. We know not to come back. But we
also know when to stay, know that that can
save a life—his or ours. Never both."

— Kristina H., “Girls” (via fleurishes)

(via mrsnessbittt)

zero-the-her0:

nightcloak:

unforgivingplace:

I am fairly convinced that Red Pandas are not real.

OHMYGOD

THEY ARE LIKE CHILDREN WITH TAILS 

(Source: larsofcydonia, via wolfymcwolfwolf)

wherethezooends:

The middle picture makes me so happy.

(Source: gadot, via dillydalekmylifeaway)

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

(via rumbellehasthephonebox)

lorazepamela:

asshaiishadowbinder:

Somewhere George RR Martin is snapping in Z formation.

Question of my life

(Source: victorianhooker, via lumberjack-of-all-trades)

Your old Master. How to commune with him, I will teach you.

(Source: thorinss, via cornilatai)

alphaverse:

My bunny Hinata with the flower crown I made her. Cutie <3

Pics by me

(via igotgamebythepound)

Beach day. #newportbeach #california #beautifulday

Beach day. #newportbeach #california #beautifulday

"I’ve found that growing up means being honest. About what I want. What I need. What I feel. Who I am."

Epiphany.  (via amytakesatumblr)

(Source: 1missedcallfrommom, via khaleesidelrey)